ASS&P
500

The first index fund backed by ass
and a 3x leveraged SP500 long.

$ASSP 0.00420 ▲ +69.42%

BUY ON ALT.FUN

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WTF IS ASS&P 500?

$ASSP is the first memecoin whose liquidity backs a 3x leveraged long on the S&P 500. Every buy = ass go up. Every sell = ass still go up because the index always goes up. NASA confirmed.

Bull market? ASS PUMP. Bear market? Federal Reserve prints. Either way, the ass wins.

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      |o_o |    "stocks only go up"
      |:_/ |     - me, eating crayons
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TOKENOMICS (REAL)

no team alloc. no tax. just ass.

100%

Ass → LP

SP500 Long

Team alloc

Tax

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Upside

69M

Supply

ROADMAP

▸ Q1. Launch on alt.fun.
▸ Q2. Liquidity routes into 3x SPY long. Ass goes up.
▸ Q3. CT discovers it. Holders' wives leave. Ass keeps going up.
▸ Q4. ASS&P 500 replaces the actual S&P 500. Powell holds bags.
▸ Q∞. All assets globally repriced in ASS.

HOW TO APE (FOR RETARDS)

Get a Solana wallet (Phantom). It's not hard, your grandma has one.
Buy SOL. Don't tell your therapist.
Go to alt.fun and find $ASSP.
Click buy. Watch ass go up.
Do NOT sell. Touch grass. Ass still go up.